You Work For The Government If...

You Work For The Government If...
Compliments of Jokes Warehouse

1. You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym.
   
   
2. You can name the project leader of more than 10 projects including your own, but still can't explain in the simplest terms what they do.
   
   
3. The process becomes more important than the product.
   
   
4. You've sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards.
   
   
5. You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about.
   
   
6. You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there.
   
   
7. You realize that a paperless office is impossible. Actually, you believe it is possible, just not in your office.
   
   
8. You keep documents/manuals on projects that have been long since canceled.
   
   
9. You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them.
   
   
10. You fly across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money.